WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



bruuuno 5:02 Wed Oct 21
Mid afternoon poo
Does anyone else on here partake? Feels naughty

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penners28 5:02 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
POWER DUMP

*grabs phone

El Scorchio 5:18 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Nope. Usually get it done in the morning.

Grumpster 5:19 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Obviously depends on whether or not I need one, as I'm one of those odd chaps who only go once every 4 days or so, but if work is boring I'll fabricate one and will play angry birds for 15 mins in there to pass the time.

Fifth Column 5:25 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
It's a bit like when someone mentions an itch, I didn't need to go but now I need to having read this.

I'll report back.

BetterthanKaka 5:30 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
10.15am for me.

Every day.

i-Ron 5:31 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
I have one muck out around 10-11am most mornings.

I play SCORE HERO on the iPhone. I'm stuck on level 132 at the moment. For the last 30+ poos as well.

Northern Sold 5:34 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
7:45 every morn.... can usually dump the whole lot... might have the occasional smaller pay load throughout the day

Northern Sold 5:34 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Great ICON usage.. ag ag ag

Honest Hammer 5:47 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
10:15, if I haven't done it by 11 then a strong possibility I'll shit myself.

Far Cough 5:48 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
I'm another once in three or four days shitter

Agent Scud 6:06 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Tend to have an epic dump around 7:30am and then a gut aching flush through due to too many coffees at around 11am.

If I'm drinking cider in the evening that can trigger a series of danger farts followed by a catastrophically messy clear out before bed.

Leonard Hatred 6:10 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Once every FOUR DAYS?

FMOB

Far Cough 6:12 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Unless I have had a curry or a dodgy kebab, normally speaking, yes, every three or four days

Always had a slow metabolism

Pancho 6:14 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
Having a craft wank at work is the new mid-afternoon poo.

Ease all your stresses away by splaffing your beans in a spaz cube safe in the knowledge if you hit the floor some raspberry will roll their wheels through it.

Double bonus.

Leonard Hatred 6:14 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
FUCKING ADA

Son of Anarchy 6:21 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
6am I rise, feeds the dogs, grab my ipad...read Alans newspaper thread.

Usually by the time I get to the red writing about West Ham the floodgates open.

Just after lunch also.

More often than not when I post on WHO I am on the toilet, ironically this is not one of those times as I am at my desk in my office.

Far Cough 6:26 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
SoA, I bet your ballbag hangs down so low, it's in the khazi with your otters

joey5000 6:29 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
SoA, I would have presumed you'd be much too FAT to use a conventional toilet...

ludo21 6:30 Wed Oct 21
Re: Mid afternoon poo
SoA - that's the benefit of being an expat.... we have to wait until 10ish for Alan to get his arse in gear!

bruuuno 6:40 Wed Oct 21
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i-Ron 5:31 Wed Oct 21
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I thought I'd heard them all but that one made me spit my drink out. Bravo sir

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